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apparently, i need to stop working out if i want to lose weight, my weight has increased (7 pounds) since i started working out in january, i know people gain muscle when they work out, not in my case, i just look chubbier, seriously, wtf?!

last legs of school

it was raining today, i refused to walk to class in the wet, and i refused to drive to class so i skipped

then i drove to the gym

can you tell it's my last 3 weeks?

claim to fame

in 5th grade we wrote poems at a class, if we wanted we could have our poem entered in a contest, i ended up getting my poem published in a book of young wisconsin and minnesota poets, here is my fame worth poem :p

Embarrassment

Bright red

Creeping across my face

Like a criminal, a bloody murderer

Everybody's staring at me

Like I have toothpaste on my chin

Embarrassment

meh, it's not much

baby

yeah, i'd like to have kids someday, but what if they're not cute?

American Witch

Did this on facebook awhile back, but then I used Michael Jackson as my artist, this time I used Rob Zombie, which was kind of challenging because all his songs have weird names!

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Try not to repeat a song title. It's harder than you think. Make the "Title" of this note one of those songs as well ;)

Pick Your Artist: Rob Zombie

Title: American Witch
Are you male or female: “Living Dead Girl"

Describe yourself: "Foxy, Foxy"

How do you feel about yourself: "Feel So Numb"

Describe your current boy/girl situation: "Pussy Liquor"

Describe where you currently live: "House of a Thousand Corpses"

If you could go anywhere you wanted to go: "(Go to) California"

Your favorite form of transportation: "Dragula"

Your best friend(s): "The Devil's Rejects"

Your favorite color is: "Red, Red Kroovy"

Favorite time of day: "Black Sunshine"

If your life were a TV show, what would it be called: "How to Make a Monster"

What is life to you: "Death and Destiny Inside the Dream Factory"

What is the best advice you have to give: "Let it all Bleed Out"

Thought for the Day: "Mars Needs Women"

How I would like to die: "Never Gonna Stop"

My soul's present condition: "More Human Than Human"

silhouettes fashion show day 2

http://www.weau.com/home/headlines/Walking_the_runway_in_home_120042074.html

You catch a glimpse of me and the other girl who modeled for snow berry in this video, pretty awesome.

Snow berry star apple won an award for best pattern making!

silhouettes fashion show day 1

snow berry star apple has designed two fabulous garments and i am modeling one of them today in the student fashion show, i looooove the hair and makeup she chose

odd habit #6

whenever i'm in my bedroom i won't stand very close to my bed, just in case someone is under there they won't be able to reach if they try to grab me

reason #1

why i love dewberry finger lime

his eyes crinkle in the corner when he smiles

putting the fruit basket/salad to use

just wanted to get a little use out of my code names...

right now i'm waiting for dewberry finger lime to get home from work

tomorrow i'm hanging out with snow berry star apple and kumqat desert fig

this weekend i'm going to my home town to spend time with honeysuckle mulberry, vanilla cocoplum, lady apple key lime and desert lime buffaloberry

sweetsop passion fruit is going to have a baby (yey!)

and gooseberry banana is um...well can't think of anything to go with that

fruit salad #2

more fruit friends:

lady apple key lime
sweetsop passion fruit
gooseberry banana
desert lime buffaloberry

fruit basket

in order to make my blog more interesting, i want to include stories about my friends, but in order to keep things private i will change every body's names to a different kind of fruit. also, the name of the fruit must start with the same letter of their first name, last name also needs a fruit starting with the same letter, here are the fist to be named:

dewberry finger lime
honeysuckle mulberry
kumquat desert fig
snow berry star apple
vanilla cocoplum
kiwi oil palm
beachnut wolfberry
mango bitter gourd

texter

i should probably never send another nasty text for as long as i live

bonafide bitch fest...resolved?

you may recall me bitching about excessive sweating in a post from awhile ago "bonafide bitch fest...deal with it", well hopefully i will be bitching no more! this week i'm going to see a dermatologist to see about getting those sweat glands plugged up and keeping my shirts dry, this could be life change and i'm soooo excited to see if this will actually work for me, updates will follow!

"jennie, telephone!"

those are words i never hear anymore, this because i have only a cell phone and even when i am home at my parents house, people don't call me on the house phone, always my cell phone

so imagine my surprise when i was at my boyfriends house, the home phone rings and his dad yells "jennie, telephone"

it wasn't too weird once i found out it was my boyfriend calling to see if i would meet him for his lunch break