June 5th brings what

I always told myself that I would eat better after I graduated college, but I just had string cheese and a beer for dinner. There goes that dream.

 

I always considered it a stroke of good luck when I got and egg with 2 yokes in it, imagine my suprise when this happened twice, I should have gone and bought a lottery ticket considering all the good luck I have on my side.

Have you met me?

Today Dewberry's mom said "Little things annoy you, don't they?"

Olive Juice

Odd Habit #8

People at work probably assume that I like walking with my hands in my pockets, when in reality I only do it because then I can push my pants back down if they start to ride up.

1 Corinthians 13

13 If I speak in the tongues^[a] of men or of angels, but do not have love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. ² If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing. ³ If I give all I possess to the poor and give over my body to hardship that I may boast,^[b] but do not have love, I gain nothing.

⁴ Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. ⁵ It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. ⁶ Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. ⁷ It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
⁸ Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away. ⁹ For we know in part and we prophesy in part, ¹⁰ but when completeness comes, what is in part disappears. ¹¹ When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me. ¹² For now we see only a reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known.
¹³ And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.

Barry Switzer

"Some people are born on the third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple."