Odd Habit #10

At work, I like to drink water out of a coffee cup because it make me feel powerful.

This is my bar

I took an old head board and made it into a mini bar. Felt like a genius. The painting above it is perfect, courtesy of Snowberry's former roommate.

Getting Excited for Halloween #2

It had somehow escaped my attention that I have done a group costume effort with Gooseberry Banana and her man before! Which only makes me more excited for our JFK/Jackie O/Marilyn trifecta! This photo is from 3 (holy shit 3?!) years ago, it was my favorite Halloween of my life. We danced until bar close and Dewberry challenged me to a dance off that ended with me kicking him in the head during a cartwheel.

Odd Habit #9

Now that I know the correct situations in which to use "whose" and "who's", whenever someones says either one of these words, I can't help but picture the correct context of the word coming out of the person's mouth in big white block letters.

Allegra Box Splits

Here is my attempt at the Allegra Box Splits, not quite flexible enough to fully pull it off but I’m happy with the progress I’m making. The goal is to have both legs flat against the pole, in which case I am sure I will need to hold on with both hands. I wish I had gone up higher on the pole for this photo so it would be obvious that I am not standing on the floor, because that is the cool part of the trick!

Stupid Statement #4

I was recently trying to explain to a coworker that I like turkey, just not when it's in the form of lunch meat that you get from the deli. He was saying it's the same thing either way. Turkey is turkey. In the end, I thought the best way to prove my point was to say:

"I only like turkey when it's still shaped like a bird."

New Home

I've moved into my new apartment, and spent a good portion of my evening unpacking belongings that have been hibernating since May 2011. My favorite treasures I discovered were:
Track button with a picture of Desert lime Buffalo berry and me.
A picture frame full of photos of Kiwi Oil palm and me, a Christmas gift she gave me freshman year 6 (yikes!) years ago.
A list of promise Dewberry wrote me a couple summers ago.
ALL MY TUPPERWARE!