Before I tell stories 2 and 3 I should clarify that my brother is not a cross dresser, he just had some issues with names for clothing, having 3 older sisters I think he just assumed that everything was a dress.
#2 - First day of school 1994
My sister and I were in my parents room showing my mom our matching dresses we planned to wear to school that day, in come my brother (not yet old enough to attend school)
My mom says "don't the girls look so pretty in their dresses?"
His reply "where's my dress?"
#3 - Time frame unknown
My sister had a cat named Susie B (Suzie B?), she got a smidgen of poop on my brother some how, he came storming into the house, holding onto the bottom hem of his shirt and exclaimed:
"Jen, look what Susie B did to my dress!"
He has no idea how much this still makes me laugh
