I can't keep this to myself

I once wore my underwear backwards for an entire day...and had no idea.

Whine and Dine

I want to experiment with wine making some day, and I've heard people mention wine made from dandelions, hard for me to imagine because I've eaten dandelions and know for a fact they taste like shit, how is this going to make a decent beverage. We'll see how that works out? Anyway, the important thing is, if I do make the dandelion wine, I will have to put a label on the bottle with a clever name, which will be: Dan D. Lie 'n Whine.

I know. Perfection.

Odd Habit #7

Whenever I eat a sandwich that is cut in half, I have to have the side with the crust toward my palm and the side that's been cut toward my mouth

Netflix

Dewberry signed up for a free trial of Netflix, but since he already did this once in the past the would not accept his card. They make you give a card number ahead of time and bank you not canceling and snagging a membership from you, that's how they get you, and how they got me, since he used my card to get the free trial. Since he has left me for Oklahoma I decided to get use out of said Netflix since I have no life anymore, I called him to figure out what the username and password were, which is where my hostility arises, he said he couldn't remember the password, I think he just didn't want to tell me. I am not taking any of his calls until further notice.

Pretty Little Liars

"Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead" - Ben Franklin

That may be true, but we pulled it off successfully

Superman

Getting into this hold is the hard part, holding it takes a lot less effort, your legs just need to squeeze together around the pole and your top arm helps you lay flat. What's nice about the Superman is that it's versitile, you can go into it from a few different tricks, or you can lead into a few different tricks with it.